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Andy: I paid for a full ounce, they fucking cheated me!

Mrs. Greenstein: There used to be an unbroken spiritual bond between dealer and buyer. I feel your pain, Andrew, and I return it with a renewed sense of outrage.

That’s very uncool.

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So, what’s the proper etiquette when your dealer’s grandma dies?

princesssquibby:

Do I have to wait a week to hit him up or…

the-healthy-stoner:

Like you can see 4 different shades of 4 different buds

iphoneicarly:

logs onto facebook

logs off Facebook

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saltedlimp:

walk up in the club like waddup im finally invited to something

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casualmalexlfan:

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.

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theyellowbrickroad:

i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me

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malformalady:

The glass window bridge. This famous bridge links North Eleuthera to the mainland of Eleuthera. It is notable because on can see the dark Atlantic meeting the aquamarine Caribbean at the thinnest part of the island.

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